August 29, 2004

I like Presents

Happity birthday to me. I'm just seeing if I can upload a picture with picassa. One month ago to the day was my birthday. The Husband bought me a pearl necklace, bracelet, and matching earrings, lots of bath and body goodies, and a jewelry box. Wow. I'm impressed.

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August 21, 2004

My Lucky Number

Is apparently seven. Even as a kid when I took those silly quizzes in chinese stores my lucky number was seven. Apparently after taking yet a different silly online quiz my lucky number is still seven AND I make everyone smile?

I've never noticed anything in my life that was remotely close to being lucky, nor am I sure that I make others smile.

I do have seven loads of laundry waiting in Mt. Washmore. Lucky me. Eh.

August 07, 2004

Men are Happier?

Too busy this summer to blog.


What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is
just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental -- $100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood -- all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25

I don't know if they are happier, but life sure can be easier for them.

Good thing easier doesn't always mean for fun.