October 30, 2004
Oh ok, just poking fun, I'm sure she's a nice sweet girl. If only she didn't get stuck with the "hide your penis" suits to model. ;o) What's the point of suit modeling anyways? For most of us, it's not going to look like that when we put it on, and how corny do these poses look?
Victoria Secret's Cross Dresser Issue
October 27, 2004
What I love about you the most though, is how generous and kind you are. You are a friend to everyone, if they need one.
I always hope you dance, stand proud and tall and become ever more confident as only my daughter should be!! Love ya babe.
October 26, 2004
October 14, 2004
October 12, 2004
October 10, 2004
I so want this car. This car had me drooling, I don't know why, it just did. It's a Chrysler for crying out loud, but oh baby, this car is hot look. The Husband can have the minivan.
Sleek. Smooth. Sensational.
I saw it in blue, outside of Chili's and I found myself on my knees inspecting this beauty and fighting off the urge to touch it.
I resisted, mostly because I don't like be cursed and chased by snobby sports car owners, especially while I'm in heels. Don't ask.
Even my mom was goo-goo ga-ga.
It was like those cheesy commercials, "The first time, ever I saw your face".
Instantly I saw myself crusing up the coast of Lake Michigan and over the Mackinac Bridge..
I don't know where I'd go, preferably somewhere whining isn't allowed.
I want it in blue, leather and topless. I sound like a man now.
October 09, 2004
Another self portrait in motion
Another shot from the other day. This is what my hair looks like even when the wind is not blowing it all into my mouth. Mothers are not allowed the time for haircuts though, right? Unless their offspring sneak up behind them to cut their hair. Which HAS happened to me. Heh.
October 08, 2004
Ok, second try 276.4
4th- 311 YEAH, I rock
5th- 190.9 Sigh. Now I know what it feels like to be Vanilla Ice and fall from glory
6th-195.3 Yeah, there's some hope
7th 205.5 Uh huh, I'm making a comeback!
8th 204.7 Oh come on!! That was clearly a 210
9th 205.3 This is getting scary, who would have thought whacking virtual penguins could be so entertaining??
One more smacking, let this be good....
306.6 YEAH!!! I cannon confirm or deny that my score is from more then ten attempts. And yes, dear, this is what I do with my time all day.
I just have your dirty underwear called out by imaginary laundry service.
October 07, 2004
Uh, no. We're looking for some new-to-us couches for our livingroom until we buy a new house next year. Nothing fancy. Something sturdy. And it must not be harboring Teenage Mutant Ninja Roaches.
I'm even willing to slip cover.
Now, I don't know how you define 'neutral' but this is anything but neutral in my book. It's about as neutral as a Hawaiian shirt.
Pillows will accompany the set. Great neutral pattern and can be decorated a variety of ways. Recliner in good working condition.
Let's look at this from a few perspectives. First off, I'm not denying this in fact, might be in "great condition". However, I just don't see how the hell this could ever be neutral? How many ways can you decorate late 80's or early 90's pastel southwestern style furniture? The word "variety" is actually used here. Huh? And puhleaze, keep the dusty pink pillows. My great aunt Rose might think I've stolen them from her doll room.
Oh, and since I'm being honest, that blue carpet is giving me a headache.
P.S if you own and love pastel southwestern "neutral" furniture, I like you just the same.
October 06, 2004
The world is yours. Hey girl, you are already on your way to France! In your short years you will have already traveled further then I have and you're surely much braver then I.
What can I say to describe you? Totally and utterly adorable. Everyone can see it. You make the girls jealous, the boys follow you, you elicit smiles, worries, and exaserbation all at the same time. In short, you make people feel.
Funny. Gorgeous. Dramatic. Smart. Naive. Insightful. Strong. Delicate.
Thre are so many words to describe you monkey girl, but forgetable will never be one of them. You have a life and intensity that draws others like the moth to the flame, a butterfly to the wildflower. And you are mine! Why God chose me to be your mom, or a mother at all, is inconceivable. So who is the lucky girl here? Happy 11th teen day, girl. Now, go clean your room.
"Lo, Children are a heritage of the Lord;and the fruit of the womb is his reward."-Psalm 127:4
October 05, 2004
Some naughty little fun-haver was disappointed on Monday night. I have four words for traveling sex toy enthusiasts.
Ever think of that?
I've heard stories like this before. I'm never sure if they are real because it's hard to imagine anyone that dense actually knows how to operate such a "massager". I think we've all heard of enough people embarrassed by buzzing luggage. Nobody ever learns?
If you're into toys, own them/play with them/travel with them, don't you think you should know how to take the batteries out? Yeah, duh. Next time you time travel, try adding this to the list:
- Remove Batteries from Magical Neck Wand
Either that or ditch it somewhere better then the trash can. Like the little old lady's purse next to you.
Buzzing Sex Toy Causes Airport Shut Down
POSTED: 9:36 am EDT October 5, 2004
BRISBANE, Australia -- The buzz in Brisbane wasn't a bomb -- but a
An Australian airport was shut down for almost an hour Monday, when
someone reported a strange humming noise coming from a garbage can.
Cafeteria manager Lynne Bryant said it was "rather disconcerting
when the rubbish bin started humming furiously."
Police ordered an evacuation while they investigated.
After about 45 minutes the security alert was canceled. It turned
out that someone had tossed out an adult sex toy.
October 03, 2004
October 02, 2004
The results of this study are pretty interesting:
85% of women think their a** is too big...
10% of women think their a** is too little...
The other 5% say that they don't care, they love
him, he's a good man, and they would have married him anyway.
Hey you, I know you're watching, I don't care either, I'd marry you all over again. Meet me upstairs.
October 01, 2004
Not much more to say tonight.
And that's about as sappy as I'm going to get for the month.