Today in southeastern Wisconsin a male toddler contemplated jumping off of a large boulder in a popular park in Waukesha county. It was around 12:00pm when the toddler became so distraught by his mother's contstant barage of pictures, that he then decided whether or not he should jump off a rock for some reprieve. We're happy to report that after some coaxing and reassurance, the tense situation was resolved and the toddler was seen frolicking near the river with his father. The mother had no comment today, however, she was seen trying to take pictures of the news crew, to document memories of the incident for the said toddler's baby book. Something like that.