Yes, I'm alive

Ok, ok, no more emails. Yes, I'm alive. No, I haven't run away. (Although, the thought has entered my mind).

I guess I left you hanging with my last post. Some of you miss my blogging, although for the life of me, I can't see why you'd be interested. Maybe it's because we like to peek into others lives. Maybe it's the camaraderie, you know, the tales of a fellow desperate housewife. Or maybe you just like to laugh at me.

At any rate, I'm here, I'm alive, and I promise to start blogging again. Soon. Until then, let me leave you with a few words to preview what the last few weeks have been like.

Sick car
Depression
Excessive cleaning
House repairs
Decorating
New Car
Foreign exchange student
Tour guide
Porn
Lost and found
Unpredictable mother, being predictable
Sassy kids
Failing grades
Death

Yep, that about sums it up. I think. Oh dear, I guess I've left you hanging, again. Shame on me.