June 25, 2005

RUN, don't walk...

to the therapist if you're searching this:

how to make breast milk sexy if your not pregnant

For once, I'm speechless. Please, come back after my mail order degree has arrived.

The heck if I know. Serve it in a wine glass during a candelit dinner, complete with sultry music? Or you could try storing the breast milk in a sexy pantyhouse. Hey, it just may work. (not really, but I'm not sure you'd know the difference)

In case you are wondering what was hit from this search, see this

Why that post came up...your guess is as good as mine.

Can't my searches be like: co-sleeping, blogs for Jesus, or homemade cookies? Instead, it seems like I get my share of crackheads.

Oh vey