Look at all these lovely birthday wishes I woke up to. I think the wonderful Storm sent them all over. Sneaky girl.
I thank you all. It's so sweet you'd take the time to make my day full of yumminess. And I needed it since my inbox had an email for a plastic surgery consultation. Apparently since I was born back in the dinosaur age I'm starting to look like it as well? Oh, and they think I need a bigger penis? Fools.
I wonder if I'll get an email from crossfire about my free blue convertible? Now, that would be more like it.